The Product & Actual Description

Satirical Product Description

Are you tired of blending in and looking like everyone else? Is your self-esteem low enough to drop over a grand on a shirt that insults the rest of your wardrobe? Meet your new best friend, the Gucci Oversized Wool Shirt with Neck Scarf.

This shirt isn't just a piece of clothing - it's a reminder that subtlety is overrated and poor people are gross.

Features:
◆Oversized, Overachieving Fit: Why settle for a perfect fit when you can have a shirt that swallows you whole? It’s the sartorial equivalent of declaring bankruptcy - bold, messy, and bound to get attention from strangers.
◆Wool: Made from wool that’s softer than a billion baby lambs. Who cares about lambs anyways? Remember, we’re committed to planetary health (we’re really serious about that, just don’t ask us about our supply chain).
◆Neck Scarf, Not Subtle: We basically started with a generic shirt and then asked ourselves; “How can we add something that tells others how important and artsy we are?” This extra material is sure to get you noticed and makes it clear that you’ve given up on normalcy.
◆Back Yoke: Whatever the fuck that means.
◆A Style Statement: It says, "I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to make everyone question their life choices." You’ll be the center of attention in the most unapologetic way.

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We get it. You can’t afford it, but that doesn’t mean you don’t need it. You do. You don’t wanna be a poor loser your whole life do you? Then buy this shit you fat slob.